today someone left two mysterious cucumbers on a seat on the train. people kept making weird faces toward it, trying to figure out it’s purpose.
it made me hav a laf
- my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
- me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work